{"id":41600,"date":"2015-06-18T01:40:09","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T08:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/?p=41600"},"modified":"2015-06-18T01:40:09","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T08:40:09","slug":"avoiding-libel-small-penis-rule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/avoiding-libel-small-penis-rule\/","title":{"rendered":"Avoiding Being Sued With the &#8220;Small Penis&#8221; Rule"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pf-content\"><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/libel-suit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-41618\" src=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/libel-suit-340x229.jpg\" alt=\"libel-suit\" width=\"340\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/libel-suit-340x229.jpg 340w, http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/libel-suit-640x430.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/libel-suit.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a>The law is a funny thing and when it comes to defamation and libel, it\u2019s notoriously murky. As such, writers often have to be careful when they\u2019re trying to create characters \u201cinspired\u201d by real people to avoid a lawsuit. For writers who don\u2019t care about that though, there\u2019s always the small penis rule.<\/p>\n<p>In essence, the small penis rule is a way of avoiding a claim of libel by describing the libellous character as having a penis of comically underwhelming size. The idea being that few men would be willing to sue if it meant having to stand up in court and say that the character in the novel who\u2019s seriously deficient in his nether regions is clearly based on them.<\/p>\n<p>The earliest mention of the rule can be traced back to a 1998 <em>New York Times<\/em> article by Dinitia Smith, though the description itself is attributed to libel lawyer Leon Friedman who describes it as a \u201csly trick\u201d used by writers looking to avoid a law suit for basing a character on someone who portrays them in a less than flattering manner by simply giving them a quality or attribute nobody would want.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the undesirable trait doesn\u2019t have to be limited to one&#8217;s manhood, and other techniques for avoiding claims of libel may involve things like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Giving the character an unsavoury personal foible like foul body odour<\/li>\n<li>Describing the character as being ugly or overweight<\/li>\n<li>Making the character objectively abhorrent by describing them as a racist or homophobic.<\/li>\n<li>Going out of your way to make sure the audience knows the character is into some <em>really <\/em>kinky things in the bedroom<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The idea behind all of these tactics is basically the same- by making the character have one particularly awful trait that nobody would want associated with themselves, you can discourage whomever that character happens to be a pastiche, parody or mockery of from taking it to court. That way, as long as you don\u2019t use the person\u2019s real name, you&#8217;ll probably be fine.<\/p>\n<p>A classic example of this occurred in Michael Crichton&#8217;s book, <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0060873167\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0060873167&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=vicastingcom-20&amp;linkId=3IMSFBMDR3U7VFWG\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Next<\/em><\/a>.\u00a0 In it, he describes a character called Mick Crowley: (Warning, this one gets kind of graphic)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Alex Burnet was in the middle of the most difficult trial of her career, a rape case involving the sexual assault of a two-year-old boy in Malibu. The defendant, thirty-year-old Mick Crowley, was a Washington-based political columnist who was visiting his sister-in-law when he experienced an overwhelming urge to have anal sex with her young son, still in diapers. Crowley was a wealthy, spoiled Yale graduate and heir to a pharmaceutical fortune&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It turned out Crowley&#8217;s taste in love objects was well known in Washington, but [his lawyer]\u2014as was his custom\u2014tried the case vigorously in the press months before the trial, repeatedly characterizing Alex and the child&#8217;s mother as &#8220;fantasizing feminist fundamentalists&#8221; who had made up the whole thing from &#8220;their sick, twisted imaginations.&#8221; This, despite a well-documented hospital examination of the child. (Crowley&#8217;s penis was small, but he had still caused significant tears to the toddler&#8217;s rectum.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This character, who is of virtually no importance to the overarching plot, is also called a \u201cdickhead\u201d later in the novel.<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, Mick Crowley was a <em>very <\/em>thinly veiled stab at a journalist and Yale Graduate called Michael Crowley who had previously written a scathing review (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newrepublic.com\/doc.mhtml?i=20060320&amp;s=crowley032006\">which is no longer available online<\/a>) of Crichton. Perhaps the &#8220;small penis rule&#8221; worked in this case, as Crowley didn&#8217;t sue. Instead, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newrepublic.com\/article\/cock-and-bull\" target=\"_blank\">he wrote an article<\/a> in which he stated, among other things,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I confess to having mixed feelings about my sliver of literary immortality. It&#8217;s impossible not to be grossed out on some level&#8211;particularly by the creepy image of the smoldering Crichton, alone in his darkened study, imagining in pornographic detail the rape of a small child. It&#8217;s uplifting, however, to learn that <em>Next<\/em>&#8216;s sales have proved disappointing by Crichton&#8217;s standards, continuing what an industry newsletter dubs Crichton&#8217;s &#8220;recent pattern of erosion.&#8221; And I&#8217;m looking forward to the choice Crichton will have to make, when asked about the basis for Mick Crowley, between a comically dishonest denial and a confession of his shocking depravity.<\/p>\n<p>Crichton launched his noxious attack from behind the shield of the small penis rule because, I&#8217;m sure, he&#8217;s embarrassed by what he has done. In researching my article, I found a man who has long yearned for intellectual stature beyond the realm of killer dinosaurs and talking monkeys. And Crichton must know that turning a critic into a poorly endowed child rapist won&#8217;t exactly aid his cause. Ultimately, then, I find myself strangely flattered. To explain why, let me propose a corollary to the small penis rule. Call it the small man rule: If someone offers substantive criticism of an author, and the author responds by hitting below the belt, as it were, then he&#8217;s conceding that the critic has won.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you liked this article, you might also enjoy our new popular podcast, The BrainFood Show (<a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-brainfoodshow\/id1350586459\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/36xpXQMPVXhWJzMoCHPJKd\" target=\"_blank\">Spotify<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/playmusic.app.goo.gl\/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&#038;isi=691797987&#038;ius=googleplaymusic&#038;apn=com.google.android.music&#038;link=https:\/\/play.google.com\/music\/m\/Insimdi4g6puyyr4qbt6tup5b6m?t%3DThe_BrainFood_Show%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Google Play Music<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/feed\/brainfood\/\" target=\"_blank\">Feed<\/a>), as well as:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/there-is-a-type-of-duck-that-sometimes-lassos-its-potential-mates-with-its-penis\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Duck That Lassos Its Potential Mates With Its Penis<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2013\/11\/candiru-fish-dont-swim-stream-urine\/\" target=\"_blank\">Can the Candir\u00fa Fish Really Swim Up Your Urine Stream?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2012\/12\/was-one-of-the-bond-girls-really-formerly-a-man\/\" target=\"_blank\">Was One of the Bond Girls Really Formerly a Man?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2014\/06\/truth-double-jeopardy\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Truth About Double Jeopardy<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/how-dick-came-to-be-short-for-richard\/\" target=\"_blank\">How Dick Came to be Short for Richard<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span id=\"bonusfacts\">Bonus<\/span> Facts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>According to Wes Craven, the name &#8220;Freddy Krueger&#8221; was in &#8220;honour&#8221; of a kid who used to bully him in school and on his paper route named Fred Krueger. As for the characterization, this was partially inspired by an encounter with a homeless man he had as a child.\u00a0 Craven stated, &#8220;When I looked down there was a man very much like Freddy walking along the sidewalk. He must have sensed that someone was looking at him and stopped and looked right into my face. He scared the living daylights out of me, so I jumped back into the shadows. I waited and waited to hear him walk away. Finally I thought he must have gone, so I stepped back to the window. The guy was not only still looking at me but he thrust his head forward as if to say, &#8216;Yes, I&#8217;m still looking at you.&#8217; The man walked towards the apartment building&#8217;s entrance. I ran through the apartment to our front door as he was walking into our building on the lower floor. I heard him starting up the stairs. My brother, who is ten years older than me, got a baseball bat and went out to the corridor but he was gone.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Eminem wrote a song in which he publically called out a former bully, referring to him as a \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/news\/judge-drops-eminem-rap-20031020\" target=\"_blank\">fat kid<\/a>\u201d who bullied him, while using racially motivated language. The bully turned man sued, but Judge Deborah Servitto wasn&#8217;t having it and dismissed the case via a rap: &#8220;Mr. Bailey complains that his rap is trash, so he&#8217;s seeking compensation in the form of cash. Bailey thinks he&#8217;s entitled to some monetary gain because Eminem used his name in vain. The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact, they&#8217;re an exaggeration of a childish act. It is therefore this court&#8217;s ultimate position, that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>In another case, a CSI writer included an almost transparent caricature of two real estate agents he&#8217;d met into an episode, making sure to make explicit reference to the fact one of them was addicted to pornography and may have murdered his wife during particularly &#8220;kinky sex&#8221;.\u00a0 The names were changed in the final script used for the show, though not so much in the draft.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<span class=\"collapseomatic \" id=\"id69f0578fbab01\"  tabindex=\"0\" title=\"Expand for References\"    >Expand for References<\/span><div id=\"target-id69f0578fbab01\" class=\"collapseomatic_content \">\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newrepublic.com\/article\/cock-and-bull\">Cock and Bull<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.co.uk\/books?id=YpjL1U-uojMC&amp;pg=PA95&amp;dq=small+penis+rule+in+libel&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0CC0Q6AEwA2oVChMI1OCn9MGUxgIVS1sUCh2hcgC5#v=onepage&amp;q=small%20penis%20rule%20in%20libel&amp;f=false\" target=\"_blank\">Writing Short Stories: The Most Practical Guide<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/1998\/10\/24\/books\/writers-as-plunderers-why-do-they-keep-giving-away-other-people-s-secrets.html\" target=\"_blank\">Writers as Plunderers; Why Do They Keep Giving Away Other People&#8217;s Secrets?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/12\/14\/books\/14cric.html\" target=\"_blank\">Columnist Accuses Crichton of \u2018Literary Hit-and-Run\u2019<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.co.uk\/books?id=lQhGAQAAIAAJ&amp;q=Symposium:+ethics+and+evidence+%22small+penis+rule%22&amp;dq=Symposium:+ethics+and+evidence+%22small+penis+rule%22&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0CCAQ6AEwAGoVChMI-bWYvsKUxgIVQm0UCh2qgQDX\" target=\"_blank\">Symposium: ethics and evidence<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/law2.fordham.edu\/publications\/articles\/500flspub9783.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">WHEN IS FICTION JUST FICTION?\u00a0APPLYING HEIGHTENED THRESHOLD TESTS TO\u00a0DEFAMATION IN FICTION<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metnews.com\/articles\/2011\/tamk030211.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Court of Appeal Rejects Defamation Action Over \u2018CSI\u2019 Script<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/news\/judge-drops-eminem-rap-20031020\" target=\"_blank\">Judge Drops Eminem Rap<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The law is a funny thing and when it comes to defamation and libel, it\u2019s notoriously murky. As such, writers often have to be careful when they\u2019re trying to create characters \u201cinspired\u201d by real people to avoid a lawsuit. For writers who don\u2019t care about that though, there\u2019s always the small penis rule. 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