{"id":15137,"date":"2012-11-07T00:01:08","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T08:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/?p=15137"},"modified":"2012-11-02T21:57:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-03T04:57:16","slug":"todays-brain-teasers-i-never-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/2012\/11\/todays-brain-teasers-i-never-was\/","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Brain Teasers: I Never Was…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"brain<\/a>I never was, am always to be,
\nNo one ever saw me, nor ever will,
\nAnd yet I am the confidence of all
\nTo live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.<\/p>\nWhat am I? (click for answer)<\/span>

Tomorrow<\/div>\n
\n

With beautiful women I often dance,
\nthey sweep me off my feet.
\nYet these ladies offer me no romance,
\nWith no man can I compete.<\/p>\nWhat am I? (click for answer)<\/span>

A broom<\/div>\n
\n

My nose is long, my back is broad and round,
\nAnd in my belly oft two holes are found;
\nNo load I carry, yet I puff and blow,
\nAs much as heavy loaded porters do.<\/p>\nWhat am I? (click for answer)<\/span>

Bellows<\/div>\n
\n

Legs I have got, yet seldom do I walk;
\nI backbite many, yet I never talk;
\nIn secret places most I seek to hide me,
\nFor he who feeds me never can abide me.<\/p>\nWhat am I? (click for answer)<\/span>

Flea<\/div>\n
\n

No matter how keen your vision, you’ll never see me unless you see my reflection or catch me awake in a photograph.<\/p>\nWhat am I? (click for answer)<\/span>

Your Own Eyes<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. With beautiful women I often dance, they sweep me off my feet. Yet these ladies offer me no romance, With no man can I compete. My nose is long, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2993],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-brain_teasers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15137"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15171,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15137\/revisions\/15171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.todayifoundout.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}