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A 61 Year Old Potato Farmer Once Won One of the World’s Most Grueling Athletic Competitions
Today I found out a 61 year old potato and sheep farmer once won one of the world’s most grueling athletic competitions. The man was an Australian by the name of Albert Ernest Clifford
Read More »Jimmy Stewart Was a Two Star General in the U.S. Military
Today I found out Jimmy Stewart was a two star general in the United States military. In 1940, Jimmy Stewart was drafted into the United States Army, but ended up being rejected due to
Read More »Randy and Sharon Marsh and Gerald and Shelia Broflovsky Were Named After the Two South Park Creator’s Parents
Today I found out Randy and Sharon Marsh and Gerald and Shelia Broflovsky were named after Trey Parker’s and Matt Stone’s parents respectively. Trey Parker’s dad’s name is Randy Parker and, like Randy Marsh, he’s
Read More »The First Woman to Cast a Vote in Chicago Did So With Her Feet
Today I found out the first woman to cast a vote in Chicago did so with her feet. The woman was Kittie Smith. Smith lost her arms as a child, after having both her
Read More »Dick Cheney Likely Doesn’t Have a Pulse, No Really
Today I found out that Dick Cheney likely doesn’t have a pulse. No, really! Dick has had several heart attacks since 1978. These heart attacks have made his heart extremely weak and he is
Read More »The Popsicle Was Invented By An 11 Year Old
Today I found out that the Popsicle was invented by an eleven-year-old boy. In 1905, eleven-year-old Frank Epperson from San Francisco, California invented the popular hot weather treat, the Popsicle as we know it
Read More »The Microwave Oven Was Invented by Accident by a Man Who was Orphaned and Never Finished Grammar School
Today I found out the microwave oven was invented by accident by a man who was orphaned and never finished grammar school. The man was Percy Spencer. At the age of just 18 months
Read More »Elvis was Blond
Today I found out that Elvis didn’t naturally have black hair. He was born a blond and, when he got older, his hair was more of a sandy blond color. He started occasionally dying
Read More »Ivan Drago From Rocky IV is Actually a Real Life Genius
Note: This is a guest article contributed by frequent TIFO visitor and owner of Demotivating Posters, Jon. Today I found out that Dolph Lundgren (A.K.A. Ivan Drago) is a real life genius. I guess
Read More »Robert Downey Jr. Modeled His Portrayal of Tony Stark After Elon Musk, One of the Founders of Zip2, Paypal, Tesla Motors, Solar City, and SpaceX
Today I found out Robert Downey Jr. modeled his portrayal of Tony Stark after Elon Musk, one of the founds of Zip2, Paypal, Tesla Motors, Solar City, and SpaceX. During the planning stages of
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